Things I Truly Hated as a Child

Every so often, one remembers things about themselves. Things from their past. For me these things are : the uncomfortable tightness of the jeans I refused to wear ~ The annoying black elastics of my spandex pants, the ones that cut off the circulation in my feet, at least until I cut them off ~ The shocking cold after I step out of the shower ~ The excessive heat from the blow dryer ~ The feeling of sleeping on a towel with wet hair ~ Turtle necks that slowly choke you, really tight ponytails that leave a kink in your hair ~ Having my hair brushed, through the knots ~ Zucchini, especially when mixed with strawberry milk ~ Throwing up ~ Trying to kick a soccer ball ~ Failing at anything ~ Practicing piano ~ Getting splashed ~ Getting my face wet ~ Rain ~ Sleeping in a tent ~ Anything made of wool ~ Eating oranges ~ Having to hide my oranges in the couch ~ Watching scary movies like Chicken Run ~ Going to the cottage ~ Wearing thong flip flops ~ Yogurt, except for strawberry ~ Bunnies, the ones that pee on you and the couch ~ Going to the dentist ~ Losing a tooth ~ The colour blue ~ Having short hair ~ Being force fed porridge ~ Soap, except if I was feeding it to my brother ~ Sleeping in past 8 ~ Having to type properly ~ Painting my nails . These are the things I truly hated as a child.