Quotes from 2012

"Well its not like you were born in the Bronx, but...."
- Julia to Krista

Janelle: "Squares don't go bad do they? These have been in the fridge a long time"
Krista: "No they're fine"
Julia: "Wait!! Are they meat squares?!"

"I don't care, I'll spread em for whatever"
-Janelle

"She's tofu!! She adds nothing to any dish, she's got no taste. She's not even a bump on a log, she's a log without a a single bump!" - Andrea

"Wow, I'm a little bit offended. You don't even want to see my junk out of your peripheral?!" - Brendan

Julia: "Krista, do we have any spare lightbulbs in the house?"
Krista: "Yeah, in the storage room"
Julia: "Oh good!!......Krista, have you ever changed a lightbulb before?"

Laurel: "We need to think of a sexier nickname for Krista to replace Mom"
Julia: "How about milf?"

Jer: "Yeah, I like these gummy bears almost to the point where is my wife cheated on me and bought my 3 packs of these, it might be all good."
Krista: "Wow Jer"
Jer: "Okay, maybe 4 packs"

Janelle: "I feel like all the cool people do yoga, but I just can't find my inner self!"
Laurel: "One of my yoga teachers was super prego"
Janelle: "Oh my God!! I'd be so worried to sweat my baby out!"

"I'll have an extra drowned moose, like medium rare, just a quick dip" - Jon

"If someone wrote Iran in the place of Australia, I'd be confused" - Lindsay

"Well I'm not putting my pants back on" - Emily

"They're obviously fornicating" - Kenny

"Like snowballs, those aren't snow testicles" - Jon

"Wait, ALL CORN COMES FROM THE COB?!?" - Hannah

"Moon me!" - Emily

"He's a big black guy! Just have sex with him!" - Lindsay

Josh: "So what you're saying is that for an adult or child the point of the pocket mask is to go over their mouth and nose, and when its an infant the pocket mask goes on me?"
Krista: "No Josh haha, that is not at all what I'm saying"\

Hannah: Douche means shower!!
All: No Hannah no! (explains actual meaning)
Hannah: Oh no! I call people that all the time!!.........Shoot, what does tool mean?!

Kenny: "Luke, lick my wenis, apparently I shouldn't be able to feel it"
Kenny:"I definitely felt that"
Luke: "That's the first time I've ever licked a wenis"

Stef: " I feel closest to God when I'm nude" *Andrew walks in*
Andrew: " When you feel close enough to God, come join us in the loft"

"80 years, I think that's enough life" - Lindsay