So the Cold War....was that in the winter? -- Laurel
I kind of just want to rip my clothes off when I'm around him -- Julia
Meg- Laurel do you like pulp?
Laurel- Who's Paul?
Niagara on the Lake! That's such a great place! I went there camping! We bought raisin bread! -- Ricky
Pink isn't even an ffffing colour! Its like Pluto!! -- Laurel
Luke, can we change your name to something more ethnic? Liiiike Zoga?! -- Laurel
Maybe he's planning a threesome? -- Julia
Its like capturing a leprechaun! Hard to do, but will provide a wonderful prize. -- Jer
If he went to a secluded restaurant inside a bedroom, then maaaaybe that's crossing a line. -- Laurel
Laurel - I just farted with my mouth
Megan - That's called a burp Lou
You know what kind of cars I really like? Red cars! They look so nice parked next to green grass! -- Mom
Krista: Well it doesn't matter anyways because its not like you have a lighter in your back pocket.
Jer: *pulls out lighter from back pocket*
Laurel: What country are Dutch people from? Scotland?......Ireland......England......wait guys....Germany!
Jess: what language do people in Germany speak?
Laurel: Germish? Okay... no.....are dutch people from Belgium? Whaleish? Walsh? Welsh? I think its near Scotland...Europe right? Dutch.....hmm....I watched a Dutch movie once....that girl with the curly hair is dutch
Krista: Annie?
Laurel: no
Krista: Shirley Temple?
Laurel: yes her!
Krista: Okay what do you know about Dutch people and their land?
Laurel: Do they make perogies? They wear wooden shoes, there's a dutch store in st. Catharines... Wait! Polish?...no that'd be Poland.....
Krista: 2 names....one starts with an "N"
Laurel: Norway?.......Netherlands!!!!
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