Our Family Story

If you’ve been fortunate enough to visit our lovely condo unit, you know of all the wonderful shenanigans that frequently occur. If not, let me just inform you of a few things you should maybe anticipate. Upon your arrival, you are most likely going to be greeted with the smell of freshly baked cookies, and also probably provided with a delicious home cooked meal. The only purpose of baking sheets is for cookies, just so you know.

You’ll likely be introduced to our pet, Dylan the fish, version 2.0. We really spoil him, and he’s really chill, sometimes we all feed him in the same day, and sometimes over Christmas breaks, he just doesn’t get fed at all. But he knows we love him.

During your visit, if you are to hear a rather loud noise that somewhat resembles a bomb siren, don’t bother looking to the smoke detector, instead direct your attention to the washroom. Our toilet has been giving us a bit of attitude lately, making this atrocious wailing noise at all hours of the day, and night. I suppose it could be a desperate cry for attention.

It is also a good idea to drop by the house during any kind of special occasion....Christmas, Valentine’s Day, Bubble bath Day, and you will play witness to our amazing decorating skills. It really is a treat. However, even if you visit on one of the few days of the year not allotted as a day of celebration, you can always visit some of our themed rooms, such as the science bathroom, the tropical bedroom, or the ever popular 70s living room.

Now, a few words of warning, do not be alarmed if the door is opened by a purple suited individual. If you notice the disappearing and reappearing pole in the living room, do not fear, it is not integral to the structural support of the house. Remember to dodge the rolly green chair zooming down the main hallway. Bring pajamas with you just in case the time if right for a PJ race.

Finally, my roommates and I will be ever so much more gracious if you bring along a gift of chocolate for your visit, or even perhaps a nice can of tomato sauce.