Chocolate Cravings and other Mathematical Dilemmas

There's a formula for overcoming cravings, I'm sure of it. It would include variables such as:
-length of dependence
-proximity to and frequency of encounter to the temptation
-measurement of a person's stubbornness and commitment to crushing the craving

Factor all these variables together and the equation will spit out your best solution for approaching the problem along with a percentage coinciding with your actual chance of success. I'm getting really close to being patent ready with my very scientific and mathematically sound cravings cure.

For example: My chocolate cravings
- length of dependence: ~20-21 years
- proximity to chocolate: we live together
- stubbornness: I could really go either way



= 15% chance of success on the day to day....however the good news is that with every day I beat the odds, the chance of beating the craving the following day increases by 5% up to a maximum of 85%....nobody's perfect.

See how helpful that is/would be!?!

Sometimes you have to really test the craving too...for the sake of science. So once you think you crushed your craving you must test yourself. You should think about it and see whether you have harnessed your mental capacities and employed them in the effort to crush the craving. You might make plans to come into contact with it, and when you do -- will the sight, smell, memories etc make you falter or will you stand firm and celebrate victory?

That's the only way to truly say you've overcome it, to test yourself.

So on to the testing of things bigger and better and more important than chocolate. Let's see if I'm all talk.