I really failed at remembering quotes this year, but these 4 moments I did remember to jot down....
1. Joel's financial woes
"I'm saving up to buy a truck, I just don't have money for Yop yogurt right now!" - Joel exasperatingly explains to me
2. Homonyms.....except not..
- LIT girl: "What is a Pre-Siberian" church?
- Me: pardon?
- LIT girl: A "Pre-Siberian" church...at least I think thats how you say it...
- Me: .....
- Me: Oh my gosh, a Presbyterian church?!?! That's excellent.
3. CPR Class with Mom
Me: So the way you landmark is typically in line with the armpits, or for women you can just do compressions between the boobs. For men, children or infants you can also use the nipple line
Mom: Because infants don't have boobs
Me: Yes Mom, thank you.
4. Joel's Recipe for World Peace
"If everyone's day started at 10am and early mornings weren't a thing, there would be world peace. No one would be cranky enough to start a war!"
